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About me?”
You asked me a few weeks ago.
“All about you?”
I asked.
“Not just where you’re mentioned?”
“All about me,” you said.
Well, it’s your birthday,
And since I never know what to
Get you unless you
Tell me specifically,
This must be what you want.
I was looking at my
Wedding ring the other day
And admiring how
Perfectly
Imperfect
It is.
Remember when we were shopping
For the diamond
And the salesman kept reminding us of its
“Flaws?”
“Full disclosure,” he kept saying,
Making us look in his monocle
To try to see the
Cloud of inclusions he then
Mapped out on a piece of paper in
Little red dots.
And you and I laughed about it
On the drive home,
First because,
No,
We couldn’t see the
Inclusions, and second because
Why would we want a
Perfect diamond?
That’s just a metaphorical disaster
Waiting to happen.
Even the setting didn’t turn out
Exactly how I’d envisioned it.
I’d picked a design off the store’s website
They didn’t even know they had,
One they were going to
Discontinue
Because of its lack of stability.
They had to solder it on one side
To make it strong enough
To let me walk out of the store with it.
The diamond,
A squarish “pillow” cut,
Is also a little crooked
When the ring is flush to the
Bottom of my finger.
It’s a deeply flawed wedding ring
And I love it.
I remember once my friend
Got a tattoo of her
Husband’s name
On her sacrum as a surprise,
And it didn’t turn out
Quite right.
It slanted down slightly,
And one of the letters of his name
Looked like another letter
So unless you knew what you were looking at,
It didn’t really make sense as a word.
She shrugged it off.
“I’m not perfect
So why should the tattoo be?”
I’ve always tried to
Love you like that:
Imperfectly but with the
Dogged ferocity and permanence of a
Tattoo needle.
(And now for your
Real birthday present:
Your name in the
Crease of my butt cheek!
Just kidding.)
Yep,
We’re two
Deeply flawed,
Even somewhat sick
Individuals
Grappling toward each other
As best we can
And I’d have it no other way.
There’s this essay a guy wrote
That’s a viral sensation right now
About how he
Discovered
After being married for 18 months,
That “marriage
Wasn’t for him.”
(Wait for it.)
It’s for the other person.
A clever little
Twist on an
Idiomatic saying.
I wish I could
Twist an idiom for you,
Babe,
And have it go
Viral with our wedding picture
For all the world to see how much you
And the state of being married
Has taught me about
Being a better person.
Because it has,
And you have.
I can be hard,
And you force me to be soft
Because with your
Sensitivities
(“God, you’re over-sensitive!” I’ve been
Known to accuse.)
It wouldn’t work otherwise.
And that’s an example of
How our flaws
Separately
Can actually be our
Greatest strengths
Together
Like two chipped and cleaved
Halves of a busted open
Stone
That fit nearly perfectly together.
It’s a beautiful thing
And you’re a beautiful thing,
And I want the whole world to know
How grateful I am
That you were born on Nov. 13, 1977
(Yep, I’m a cougar: two years and change
Older than you).
In your baby picture
You look like a little
Brown-eyed bird,
Stunned and blinking,
Surviving from one
Miraculous day to the next
As babies do.
I should be giving you a gift on your birthday,
But really,
Babe,
You are a gift to me.